- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

hey John will you make some copies

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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