- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

A terrorist robs a walrus.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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