- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

taking out the trash... at night

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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