A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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