knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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your life

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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