- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Catholicism.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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