- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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