- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what is orange? an orange

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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