Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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why dont they make black forks

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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