Church.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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7+5=12

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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A man killed himself.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What stops a train? A missile

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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