Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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heads up!

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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