- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

NEVER

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

i'm hard

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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