What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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everyone dislike this

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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This sentence is a lie.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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