rosie o'donald goes on a diet

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What you reading? reading?

How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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