What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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long in the tooth!

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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