yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Anti Joke

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