A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops