One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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hey John will you make some copies

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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