What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Your biggest fan.

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Anti Joke

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