- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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