What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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I'm sn otter

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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My friend harris is fat.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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