- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

black chicken. kfc

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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