- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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