What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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