- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

I just found out i have cancer.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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