Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Top Gear USA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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