- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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your mum

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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