- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Whats worse than a joke? This

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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