Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Your mums a potato

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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