- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Grace Ackerson

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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