Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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