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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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