- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

I went to school. Then I came home.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

whats your budget like? a budget.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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