- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Women's Rights.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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