whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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like if your cool

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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good looking women

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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lol

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Anti Joke

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