What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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you gay?

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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