- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Mitt Romney

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Women's rights

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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