- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Brain fart

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Nickelback

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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