We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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My Boyfriend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Nickelback

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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you first

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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