Your adopted.....

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

24

thumb_up thumb_down +5

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +5

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

thumb_up thumb_down +5

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A blind man walks into a wall.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

thumb_up thumb_down +3

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops