if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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?J?o?k?e?

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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