Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Burp

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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