- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Wait what? I did not type that!

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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