- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

all hail based mark

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

women's rights

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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