What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

That's what she didn't say

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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