What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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hey hey apple

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Justin Bieber.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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