,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What? Yes.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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