I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Continents are large islands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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