- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

I am a joke. I am funny.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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