why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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