- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Wanker

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

DEATH.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

purple pickles

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

david poredos

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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