- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

It says so on your cap.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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