- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

THE GAME

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Lil Wayne

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