What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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The Moon Landing.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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