- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

black people

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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