- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Caca.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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